Black Mesa
Tram Ride
This doctor is qualified...
Anomalous Materials
Man, that's a mouthful.
Godron Freeman is your name
Complex science is your game.
The scientist at the front desk, he tells you where to go.

Ignore the fact that you're a mute
And grab your HEV suit...
Make you way down to the lab, the science explain.
It's too easy, so it seems...
Push the think into the beam..
OH DEAR FUCKING GOD
IT'S
A
RESONANCE
CASCADE!!!!!!!!!!!

We love you dr. Freeman.
We know it wasn't your fault that Black Mesa got fucked up.
We love you dr. Freeman.
The wrong place at the wrong time...
But at least you survived.

Little screaming, crawling think
Jumping over everythink...
Latching onto people's faces.
WTF?
Grab onto the closest think
Wind it up and take a swing.
Looks as though you got a crowbar to deal with these pests.
Squealing, energetic dogs,
Thinks with sticky hanging tongues,
Monster shooting green sludge,
And don't forget the Vortigaunts.
Zombie with sharp claws,
A giant blue robot,
OH THANK GOD
THE MILITARY!
wait...
they're shooting us.

We love you dr. Freeman.
We know it it's unfair
That the Army doesn't care.
We love you dr. Freeman.
Cause you still kicked their asses..
Even with those glasses.

Travel to outer space,
Kick ass for the human race!
Fighting with a giant fetus to save our planet, Earth.
Victorious, there you stand...
who the hell is g-man? :S
Now if don't want to die...
For him you have to work.

Fuck, another train ride...
You're no longer qualified.
Wearing dirty clothing and sticking of Merlot.
Where is Citi-17?
And who is this "Dr. Breen"?
And guys with stun batons...
So much you don't know.

We love you dr. Freeman.
You never seem to know much
But it doesn't stop us.
We love you dr. Freeman.
You're always in a mess...
But you still the best! :D